Perhaps you've seen their new(est) ad campaign featuring sad girls and whiny singing?
I ventured to the Old Navy to see these "neon" clothes (note: the clothes are not neon at all - much to the dismay of ugly-clothed hipsters everywhere). The new line was mostly compressed onto three or four racks and was not on sale. But, like I said before, I decided having money is for lamezoids so I tried on the dresses anyway.
When did looking like you were pregnant (or worse, trying to hide a pregnancy) become fashionable?

is the Women's Cowl-Back Tank Dress. In this picture it doesn't look too awful. Don't be fooled. The bottom is perfectly okay, a little flimsy, but fine for $20. However, the top is weird and boxy and the cowl on the back just hangs weird.
Also, you look pregnant in it.

It retails for $34.50. Which I think is a lot to pay to look like a baby prostitute who is with child.


This piece of fabric costs $39.50. I say piece of fabric because that's what this is. It is the equivalent of going to the fabric store, picking a nice pattern, getting a few yards cut, cinching it near the top, stapling some string to the top and wearing it about town. The silhouette is insane. From the side you look like a sail boat sail. From behind you look like a little kid wearing a beach towel.
Oh, did I mention you also look pregnant?
Do yourself a favor, stay away.