Yeehaw! 08 Roundup.

So I feel the need to share these stories, but rather than do a bunch of mini posts about how much I dislike Mittbot ver. 2.3, Hickabee, etc. I am going to do a roundup of the awkward clusterf*** this race has become!

Romney totally identifies with the black community, he understands their concepts of "bling bling" and letting dogs out of the places they should be and into places they shouldn't be - woof woof woof! Somebody did a BIOS upgrade on his system, but they accidentally set his internal clock to 1998.

EDIT: holy good god there's video! Just a bit out of touch there Guy Smiley.

Huckabee hates Darwin, duh, but Huckabee also hates Romney! He may be continuing down the campaign trail, in part, to spite Romney because as long as both of them are in the race they split the conservative vote and keep Romney in second place. This split may give McCain the edge and the nomination, according to this Politico article. If McCain and the Mayor of 9/11 don't cancel each other out with the moderate vote in Florida, McCain may be on track to take the cake. Oh and Fred Thompson likes butterflies, America, Sam Watterson and afternoon naps.

EDIT 2!: Fred's out. Now the only canidate still(?) in the race with a ridiculously hot wife is Kucinich.

Article VI doesn't mean I can't hate Huckabee

However, what Article VI does not do, and was never intended to do, is deny me the right to say, as loudly as I may choose, that I will on no account vote for a smirking hick like Mike Huckabee, who is an unusually stupid primate but who does not have the elementary intelligence to recognize the fact that this is what he is. My right to say and believe that is already guaranteed to me by the First Amendment. And the right of Huckabee to win the election and fill the White House with morons like himself is unaffected by my expression of an opinion.

-Christopher Hitchens, This Is Not a Test, Slate.com (emphasis mine)

It terrifies me how well Huckabee is polling. However, polls also say that most all the Democratic challengers would whomp him. When you add Chuck Norris as a running mate; however, a wrench is thrown into the system and the world spins off its orbit and into the sun.

PS: Polls mean nothing.