Why is moving so hard?

Goddamnnit I need to put everything in boxes but everything is more interesting than packing and I can get distracted for like 2 hours when I find some old balloons and my book on how to make balloon animals. Also old photo albums suck me in and the new Home Movies DVD and then I'm just sitting on the couch in a mess of papers and crap and I can't figure out where the last 2 hours went and my stuff is most definetly not in boxes.

Also I need to pack glasses without them smashing.



My balloon sword and helmet were kickass though.

I have a new toy

AT&T Labs has demo up for a more reliable text-to-speech. They plan to use it for telephone systems and other things where real people are smply too busy to read.

This is all well and good, but I much prefer making an old British man recite the lyrics to "Ho" by Ludacris.

Take it away Charles!

Why Jack White?!

God not only is he a pirate, he's a married pirate.

I liked him better before he went crazy and got a pamphlet on "How to Look Creepy while Sporting Facial Hair like a Pirate or 70's Porno Star"




Ryan Adams seems to be going this way too, except instead of pirate he seems to like the idea of scraggly flower child with a trunk full of nice jeans and Harry Potter's glasses, or Johnny Depp in Secret Window.




Oh boys you used to be soooo much prettier...

My playlist is a little centered...

So Audioscrobbler is my new obsession.

It records my playlist into my profile and after I get so many songs on my list it will make me a radio station. Also i can listen to radio stations based on artists similar to ones I like.

However, right now, it seems to be a little confused by the overwhelming abundance of Tom Jones I've been listening to.


DAUGHTER OF DARKNESS!!!