If it isn't Hogan Knows Best - I don't care!

I can't imagine being as much of an attention-whore as the current crop of reality television rejects seem to be. Honestly - "Battle of the Network Reality Stars??" I suppose by the time you are even asked to be on the show you're pretty much pigeon-holed as the "bitchy one from Real World" or the "doofy one from Big Brother" or the "vapid one from Joe Millionaire," but still - why do these "stars" (yeah right) feel the need to perpetuate their position as adjectives instead of people?

Richard Hatch from Survivor will always be the chunky, naked guy who conniving won the first Survivor, but even now that he's lost a lot of weight, seems to usually be wearing clothes and is probably really smart, that's not him, at least on camera. On television Richard Hatch will always be associated with chunky, naked, conniving - all adjectives, not a person.

Even with people who basically will do whatever you tell them to do in front of cameras this probably won't be better than the original cause that one had Wonder Woman and Real World's Trashy Trishelle is no comparison.

Yippee-kii-yay

Hey guess what I won?

MACROMEDIA STUDIO 8

(first release)

oh man oh man oh man

AWESOME

awesome job = awesome perks

I win.

I SAW THE WHITE STRIPES

it can be described as:

crazy-fantasic amazing

but that doesn't do it justice, so how about:

holyshitholyshitholyshitholyshitholyshitholyshit
holyshitholyshitholyshitholyshitholyshitholyshit

I very nearly exploded out of joy.

Rock and Roll!

Okay this is my new most favorite thing.

A Band of Bees.


If you don't immediately love them after watching the "Chicken payback" video then you have no soul.

Throwback dance music to the 60s and the kinks? CHECK
Throwback 60s fashions on hipster Japanses kids? CHECK
Girl getting hit in the face with a platform boot? CHECK
Japanese kids playing Dance Dance Revolution? CHECK
Sweet pompadors? CHECK
Cowboy hats? CHECK
Jungle Noises? CHECK
Super-Sweet Dance Moves? CHECK
Acid-wash Jeans? CHECK

Damn Skippy they're badass.

Payback the monkey... Payback the piggy... Payback the chicken back to the chicken baby....

Things I Know.

So I know both a Charlie Wolf and a Charlie Fox.

One thanks to Lee... the other thanks to a car accident.


wheeeehaw..... except you have to say it Challey Wolf to make it sound right.


Also Jane magazine know I secretly like Kelly Clarkson... goddamnthem they must be stopped.

"since you've been gone, I can breath for the first tiiiiiiiiiiiimeeeeeee!"