If it isn't Hogan Knows Best - I don't care!

I can't imagine being as much of an attention-whore as the current crop of reality television rejects seem to be. Honestly - "Battle of the Network Reality Stars??" I suppose by the time you are even asked to be on the show you're pretty much pigeon-holed as the "bitchy one from Real World" or the "doofy one from Big Brother" or the "vapid one from Joe Millionaire," but still - why do these "stars" (yeah right) feel the need to perpetuate their position as adjectives instead of people?

Richard Hatch from Survivor will always be the chunky, naked guy who conniving won the first Survivor, but even now that he's lost a lot of weight, seems to usually be wearing clothes and is probably really smart, that's not him, at least on camera. On television Richard Hatch will always be associated with chunky, naked, conniving - all adjectives, not a person.

Even with people who basically will do whatever you tell them to do in front of cameras this probably won't be better than the original cause that one had Wonder Woman and Real World's Trashy Trishelle is no comparison.