Ford This!

Playing the Oregon Trail in elementary school was awesome.

Mostly because as you continued down the trail you ran into gravestones that read like this:

Here lies mAtt

fuck boob shit

R.I.P.

Curse words are fun when you're 8!

Also I liked to see how many oxen/people I could kill off by fording the first river.

Who can kill the most pounds of meat in a minute? Buffalo Hunt!

Recent Obsession

Marcus brought over Katamari Damacy the other day and now we're all rolling up balls of fruit, mice, signposts, dogs and small children. I think I am addicted. Here are things:

• The King of All Cosmos has a frickin huge codpiece.
• The Prince of All Cosmos looks like a jolly rancher.
• The block-headed children must be on acid if they're "feeling the cosmos."
• Collecting swans is hard, collecting crowns is harder and trying to pick out virgins from a group of random women is impossible.
• My Katamari would, like, so totally kick your Katamari's ass
• Shawn always beats me at 2 player cause he is stealthy
• I may have founs something to waste more of my time than Sims 2

There is more probably.

if i had a ton of money

I'd buy everything at Shagmart.

http://www.shagmart.com/

Everything.

Pack Your Bags We're Giong to Camp...

I think my favorite thing in life is when I see a new camper experience Sleepaway Camp for the first time.

the tiny shorts
the ambiguous sexuality
the awesome mom
the longest baseball scene ever
the "amazing" acting
the Steve Perry look-alike
the worst use of a curling iron
the best mustache in cinema history
and of course -
THE BEST ENDING OF ALL TIME

It almost brings a tear to my eye.

-Camp Counselor Becca

Things in Class

my media arts teachers encouraged us to lie in our stories we write in class



i am going start a giraffe farm

in upstate new york

in a climate controlled bubble

my favorite one will be named Gil