OH SHIT
we are totally on a plane...
AND THERE'S SNAKES!!!
Sam Jackson is a badass for life. Hell I'd be in a movie if someone told me the title was Snakes on a Plane too. Also this appears to be pretty much the plot to a SNL sketch from the mid 90s... with a cobra ON A PLANE!.
that one talked I think.
Either way Keenan is totally in this one.... Welcome to Good Burger Home of the Goo... HOLY SHIT THERES SNAKES AND WE ARE ON A PLANE.
Wednesday, September 21, 2005
Saturday, September 03, 2005
Friday, September 02, 2005
... and a man picks up the phhhhhaaaaooonnne!
So R. Kelly is a really REALLY shitty actor.
Especially when he plays female characters or gay male characters... or for that matter, himself (I'm assuming). I suggest y'all head on over to mtv.com and watch the VMAs live. (it only works in internet explorer... lame) Find R.Kelly's live performance of "Trapped in the Closet" and watch it. The man is pretty much crazy.
Remember at the talent shows in elementary school when you'd have like 3 girls lipsynch something like "And I Will Always Love You (Whitney version, not Dolly version)" while acting out a skit of some sort or doing wretched dance numbers? That's pretty much what Mr. Kelly did at the VMAs. Except, instead of in front of 300 kids aged 5-11 he did it in front of a couple million people. To his own "opera." On a shitty "bedroom set". By himself.
He lipsynched his own song, and its not like he was caught lipsynching, no no no. He was doing it so he could better express the emotion and intensity of the story. Again, I feel the need to repeat this a lot - BY HIMSELF. He played all 4 parts and lipsynched "lines" like "And Rufus said Cathy! and Chuck said Rufus! and Cathy said Rufus! and Rufus..." you get the picture.
At one point he stood spread eagle with 2 imaginary people pulling him on both sides. AGONY!
The Chuck, Rufus, Cathy, R.Kelly, R.Kelly's woman, and a poilce officer love trapazoid is hilarious. - see this now.
Especially when he plays female characters or gay male characters... or for that matter, himself (I'm assuming). I suggest y'all head on over to mtv.com and watch the VMAs live. (it only works in internet explorer... lame) Find R.Kelly's live performance of "Trapped in the Closet" and watch it. The man is pretty much crazy.
Remember at the talent shows in elementary school when you'd have like 3 girls lipsynch something like "And I Will Always Love You (Whitney version, not Dolly version)" while acting out a skit of some sort or doing wretched dance numbers? That's pretty much what Mr. Kelly did at the VMAs. Except, instead of in front of 300 kids aged 5-11 he did it in front of a couple million people. To his own "opera." On a shitty "bedroom set". By himself.
He lipsynched his own song, and its not like he was caught lipsynching, no no no. He was doing it so he could better express the emotion and intensity of the story. Again, I feel the need to repeat this a lot - BY HIMSELF. He played all 4 parts and lipsynched "lines" like "And Rufus said Cathy! and Chuck said Rufus! and Cathy said Rufus! and Rufus..." you get the picture.
At one point he stood spread eagle with 2 imaginary people pulling him on both sides. AGONY!
The Chuck, Rufus, Cathy, R.Kelly, R.Kelly's woman, and a poilce officer love trapazoid is hilarious. - see this now.
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