Bustle in your Hedgerow!

Betcha thought you could never do the twist to Stairway to Heaven.

WELL YOU WERE WRONG!

(The Mp3 is available here)

Article VI doesn't mean I can't hate Huckabee

However, what Article VI does not do, and was never intended to do, is deny me the right to say, as loudly as I may choose, that I will on no account vote for a smirking hick like Mike Huckabee, who is an unusually stupid primate but who does not have the elementary intelligence to recognize the fact that this is what he is. My right to say and believe that is already guaranteed to me by the First Amendment. And the right of Huckabee to win the election and fill the White House with morons like himself is unaffected by my expression of an opinion.

-Christopher Hitchens, This Is Not a Test, Slate.com (emphasis mine)

It terrifies me how well Huckabee is polling. However, polls also say that most all the Democratic challengers would whomp him. When you add Chuck Norris as a running mate; however, a wrench is thrown into the system and the world spins off its orbit and into the sun.

PS: Polls mean nothing.

No You Cannot Has Teh Cute.

The Belz + David Cross FTW.

Set to the gloomy violin version of Chocolate Rain, animals refuse to cross the picket line and be cute for your amusement! Somebody writes that cuteness you know, and they deserve compensation goddammit.

This was written by the genius minds of the Colbert Show, which I sorely miss.