G-G-G-G-G-G-G-UNIT!

Last Saturday I saw 50 cent and Lil' John at the Big Sky Ampitheatre which is really a field next to the Brewery where they build a stage and sell beer and hot dogs. It took 2 hours of standing in the blistery winds to get in - well not reall in, more like around - the building to see the show, but I did get to see the poet that wrote the immortal verse:

From the windows/
To the walls/
'Till the sweat drips down my balls/
Down these females craws

So that was cool. Then theres a part about skeet shooting or something.

Some observations:

• I'm not saying that you shouldn't let your kids listen to rap music - but I don't think you should bring your 5-year-old to a show where every other word is fuck and the preformers regularly ask the crowd "WHO HERE LIKES TO SMOKE WEED?!?!?!" Then you add in the references to the girls with the "big titties" and all the gun noizes and you're just asking for some kind of warped childhood. Although I guess if you do choose to pay 50 bucks to bring your five-year-old to see Fiddy you probably don't care too much about warping their brain.
• Girls will hooch up for any show really, but rap shows seem to bring the inner hooch out in flying colors. Cold winds couldn't hinder the hooches at this show who seemed to say to themselves "Ahh the concert is in a giant field and the paper says there is a chance of rain - I definetly should wear the mini skirt, tube top and the 4 inch stiletto heels."
• Eating popcorn at a rap show seems weird. Paying three bucks for a small cup of beer and foam seems weirder.
• When you are part of a larger group it is harder to preform the songs by yourself. I mean, Bizarre was interesting to see, but he had to cut all of the D-12 songs down cause, well, you know he is only 1 member of D-12.
• Rappers are similar to fifteen-year-olds on prom night - they both like to be sparkly.
• If I were in a band, I like Fiddy would end every song I did with a gun blast - you seem much cooler that way, and at least the first time you're going to startle some people.
• It will only be a matter of time until the giant pendants around rapper's necks are replaced with a model of the rims of their ride - actual size.
• Lil John had a big blow-up Crunk Juice prop, that seems about right.