Never Tear Us Apart

Chloe Lattanzi "Rock The Cradle"
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Poor Chole Lattanzi, AKA spawn of Sandy (AKA Olivia "Let's Get Physical" Newton-John).

Perhaps a young girl with body-dysmorphic disorder and severe (we're talking recent hospitalization) anorexia shouldn't be put on stage live to preform in front of millions of people (plus countless repeats!) and be judged.

Maybe?

Perhaps also certain plastic surgeons should discourage 22-year olds from unnecessary collagen and face-lifts.

You think?

She said she couldn't hear herself sing. It sounded like someone who knows what singing is, technically, trying to sing big words as if English was their second language. She was singing sounds really. Maybe it was a really a tone poem set to an INXS song and she's just a brilliant performance artist.

After much debate, I settled on her looking like a mix of Miss Newton-John and a Cat-Person. That would make her 25% feline as the cat-person is assumed to be 50/50.