What I'm Doing Right Now.

Watching a city go down - VOLCANO STYLE!

Take that Pompeii.

Facebook.com

Everybody seems to be on it and although I've only beem onit since like Wednesday like 5 people have been like "I saw you're in the facebook!" and I was like - "yes for 6 hours" so i think the facebook people are onto something.

Its better than myspace... perhaps I'll have to sell out and get one of those too.


"Youre on myspace!!! So am I!!!"
*punched*


Arrested Development is on in 1 hour... how will I hold myself over?

Surreal Life

Any show where Mini Me gets drunk and then gets naked and then pees in a corner is okay in my book.




My book is very inclusive.

Know what's awesome?

Going through a box of kleenex in 2 hours.

Also Sons and Daughters are pretty awesome - that one's for reals.

Like 5 DVD Players!

I like Pimp My Ride for 2 reasons:
One because in the beginning Xzibit just pops out of everywhere and all of a sudden he's the car. All of a sudden he's just poofing up everywhere on your screen like he shares some genetics with bunnies. Knowing that Xzibit is magic is a fun thing,
Two because no matter how cool the actual "pimp" is they usually render any storage space in the car useless. It's like this:
Xzibit: "Check this out back here in your trunk you got a complete horse derby back here cause I know you like to bet on the ponies.
Pimped Kid: Yeah but I use my trunk to transport important things.
Xzibit: What! You got like 5 DVD players back there!!1 And you got Xbox. You've offically been pimped.

I don't know who needs that many TVs and DVD players in their car, but apparently West Coast Customs knows something I don't. I guess everyone should be able to watch a movie, play Xbox and have a thumpin stereo and some other random customized toy in their car.

I did like the Xzibit personalized car alarm though... that was pretty pimp.

God Bless the USA channel

Where else can you get screamin guitar solos over the credit reel at 1 AM?

Attn: World

Elvis is not 70 today.

He is, in fact, dead.

That is all.

Boy Meets Baggie

Did you ever notice how as the seasons progressed the older brother on Boy Meets World got increasingly dumber? His presence was eventually limited from brotherly advice to pure wackiness and tomfoolery. Originally I thought this was just a case the writers on BMW being lazy, that was until I recently when I ran into a person I hadn't seen in a while. This person, like Eric Matthews, seemed to have lost all the sensibility I remembered them as having. Suddenly it all made sense, I understood the older brother ‘s situation – pity ABC’s family schedule wouldn’t show the cause of Eric’s downward spiral as it may have helped many with decisions down the line.

Eric Matthews Syndrome exists in the real world, you just have to smoke enough pot.

But hey, at least you get to have zanier adventures.

Columnist on the Mundane

That's what I decided to call myself today while I watched the skit on SNL where they drink cookie dough like its Gatorade while "Love Hurts" plays in the background.

Also I decided that since I need to find a way to combine beans and blueberries for optimum healthiness. Beanberry casserole here we come.

Stay Classy San Diego!

Soulseek

I don't understand why but soulseek is not working and I find that very irritating as I am trying to hear what "Dogs Die In Hot Cars" sound like. Damn you soulseek.

I could just buy more CDs...

In the Making

Welcome to Only The British Can Fly where I will talk about pretty much nothing AKA the stuff I think about when I am bored and have an internet connection at my fingertips.