I totally play video games...

...when I'm not at Hot Topic

I made a fake webpage for a fake record label today.


Hooooray for awesome jobs!

Weird...

Robot Chicken just referenced Sleepaway Camp. I suppose it makes sense that Seth Green likes that movie... but did he have to ruin the end for all the camp virgins?

probably.


i seem to be unable to do homework... for like the past 6.5 hrs

Oh Technology...

My parents are trying/failing to figure out how to use their cell phones...


...its cute and sort of sad at the same time

PRODUCT PLACEMENT!!!!11one

T'day I am in Spokane shopping til I drop (like the show on lifetime where the contestants wear matching sweaters and have to run up and down a spiral staircase collecting boxes with serving trays and pictures of luggage inside... man I loved that show when I was 6). At Nordstroms and Macys I saw an unusualy large amount of sixty year old ladies who buy clothes in the junior's section and try to look 40 years younger by any means necessary. I also found Boo Radleys which is kind of like Spokane's answer to Rockin' Rudy's with less music and more oddities.

I purchased Food Court Druids, Cherohonkees and Other Creatures Unique to the Republic which is the sequel to The Hipster Handbook. Both are awesome. Also I heard the Decemberist's new album and it's pretty amazing and sorta hypnotic.

Man I miss Shop Til You Drop... and Supermarket Sweep...

Oh and I just realized that I've been wearing my camisole inside out for at least 3 hours. Sweet.

It may be a hoax but its a damn creepy one...

foreverpuppy

My doggy will stay a puppy forevvvvahhhhhh!

Sleep evades me

So as far as Spring Break goes I'm mostly unproductive and lazy and sleeping for long periods of time and far into the afternoon, but tomorrow I have to actually get up and do things.

Also I need to make art for the doodle art show at area 5...

So do I get some sleep or doodle?

Either way the Who's Tommy is on Encore and that's all right with me.

Whatever it takes - I know I can make it through!

So today I watched like 6 episodes of non-on-the-N Degrassi. And I learned a few things:

• When engaging in sexual activity of any kind, use a condom. Otherwise you could get knocked up (like Manny) or get Gonorrhea from Jay (like Emma).
• If you do happen to get Gonorrhea from Jay it is best you never acknowledge it by wearing "player prize" bracelets or not only will Manny call you a ho, but also Dracula will refuse to kiss you and whenever they can the kids at school will make fun of you for it.
• Also never let Manny catch you getting your mack on with your hot teacher.
• Don't let the school shooter think Jimmy sold him out, or else after Jimmy gets shot he'll tell you that you're dead to him - from his wheelchair...
• For that matter, cut your damn hair Spinner
• Oh and never make out with Liberty in her dad's hot tub

I love Degrassi - it is part of my mission to make you love it too...

Also at no point today did I wear socks.

New Style

I designed this thing like 3 months ago. I put it up tonight for I am slow and bored.

What Not To Wear's Worst Dressed Couple is a dissapointing.

Typing with a laptop on your lap results in a hot lap.

I like Mary Poppins - can you tell?

I am the Epitome of Class

For dinner I ate spaghetti-os in a mixing bowl and stolen tortilla chips.

mmmm classy

I Pulled an Andy...

...and managed to completely miss the back page of my economics test.

Thank god for Pass/Fail.

Beguckin.

A reason to get your grades up -

So I watched Battle Royal and Battle Royal 2 the past few nights and I've come to realize that Japan is one messed up country - I base this much on the fact that these movies were made and then widely distributed (right?) in that country.

Don't get me wrong, they were good... but there's something fairly unsetteling about seeing a bunch of high school kids run around on an island killing each other off lord-of-the-flies-style not because they want to, but because if they don't the collar around their necks will explode. Oh also the kids were chosen cause they are/were "problem students" which in Japan apparently means "got a pink slip in the 3rd grade" and/or "got a C on a test." I think. So their class got picked randomly from a bunch of "problem classes" and now they get to slash the crap out of each other on an island.

There was also a guy who looked like Cloud. From Final Fantasy.

Blanket!

So Michael Jackson's attourneys are having him take the stand...

that's just ignant.




should make for good tv though